We’re All Taking The Bus, But This Kid Is Doing Laps

Jul. 31st, 2025 08:00 pm
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I was at an otherwise empty bus stop with an inconsolable crying kid, already feeling guilty for all the people on the bus I was going to inflict his crying on, when suddenly he stopped crying completely with no warning.
I looked to try to figure out what had triggered the change and saw my son was staring at a man who was walking towards the stop.

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Sadly, There’s No Radio Silence

Jul. 31st, 2025 07:00 pm
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Coworker #1: "Can we do a refund for a guy with a coffee machine?"
Me: "What's the reason for the refund?"
Coworker #1: "They didn't know they had to buy the pods. They… uh… thought it just… uh… made the coffee."

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Jul. 31st, 2025 06:05 pm
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My coworker and I are cooing over a bulldog that’s been dropped off. Coworker: aww, she looks just like a Disney character! Like the little sister of the princess or something. Me: aww, that’s nice. I was going to say she looks like Quasimodo. (We both thought she was cute!)

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Not Much Assurance About The Insurance, Part 23

Jul. 31st, 2025 05:55 pm
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I’d had enough of my insurance company. Despite never filing a claim, my premiums kept going up. The one time I did try to file a claim, to replace a cracked windshield, I found out my glass deductible was actually more than the replacement itself. I told three different reps I wasn’t going to file it, but they still kept calling me back with, “Well, we see you started this claim…”

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Lorem Ip-Dum

Jul. 31st, 2025 05:45 pm
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Customer: "Can I see your resume paper selection?"
The resume paper sample book is literally six inches from her on the counter, labeled in big bold letters: RESUME PAPER.
I slide it over and open it for her. She flips through it, loudly disapproving of every single paper.
Customer: "Ugh. This color’s weird. This one feels cheap. How much are they?"

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Gotta Credit Them For Trying, And Trying, And Trying…

Jul. 31st, 2025 05:00 pm
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Customer: "I want a credit for my service due to the bad experience I had."
Us: "Unfortunately, we can’t provide credits for issues that occurred with Amazon directly. We recommend contacting their support for resolution."
Customer: "If you don't give me a credit, I'll badmouth your company all over social media."

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That’s One Crazy Screw Up

Jul. 31st, 2025 04:00 pm
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There are no Phillips screwdrivers anywhere in the lab. Every bit set has Pozidrive bits; all Phillips bits have been removed. Powered screwdrivers? Banned completely.
You’d think it would be impossible to mess this up.
Kevin managed to mess this up.

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That’s Some Heavy Pillow Talk

Jul. 31st, 2025 03:00 pm
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He grabs a throw pillow from a nearby home goods display and awkwardly shoves it under the shirt on the mannequin’s torso. This attracts the attention of an employee. 
Employee: "Sir, may I ask what you’re doing?"

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The Confident Voice Of Reason

Jul. 31st, 2025 02:30 pm
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Me: "Hey, what happened with that woman who was standing behind you?"
Son: "She started her order ahead of me."
Me: "I saw that! What did you say to her? I couldn't quite hear you."
Son: "I said, 'Hey, I was in line first!'"

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Turning Books Into Kindle-ing

Jul. 31st, 2025 01:00 pm
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Customer: "I was just in your fantasy section, and I couldn't find the next book in this series. Do you have the next book in stock somewhere?" 
She takes the book out of her bag to show. Well, I say book, it's actually half a book. It's been split in half at some point, and what I am looking at is the last five hundred pages.

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Jul. 31st, 2025 12:45 pm
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(I work for a particularly well known low-cost Irish airline that is also very well known for its unique social media team. The majority of staff who work for this airline are Spanish, Italian, French, Polish, almost a majority of which are European, but every now and then you get people such as myself who […]

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The Napoleonic Bores

Jul. 31st, 2025 12:30 pm
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Student: *Sighs.* "Do we need to know this for the test?"
Teacher: "No, of course not. I just wake up every morning thinking, 'Wow, I’ve got so much free time, why not come to school and monologue about Napoleon for fun?'"

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Jul. 31st, 2025 12:15 pm
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When I was a child and lived in Newark, NJ, my parents regularly took us to an Evangelical Free Church. If you haven’t heard of the denomination, looking at a church phone listing will tell you a lot because all the names end with “-son” or “-sen.” If I recall correctly, it was the church […]

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That Therapy Was Pun-gent

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I'm in the hospital, as my unborn baby is head up and we are trying to turn him head down. The doc tries a couple of times, but I am in too much pain for it to be done without anaesthesia. Therefore, I ended up with an epidural.

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My mother was a single mother taking good care of me and my younger brother. I had a vague idea she also dated but she kept that part of her life mostly secret until one day a boyfriend showed up at our house. My mom explained there was a problem with where he lived and […]

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My shift started at 13:00, and i decided to use my employee discount to buy lunch before i started. Only managers are allowed to run staff discounts. Me: Hi (manager), can i grab a loaded chips? Manager: when do you start? Me: Eleven. Manager: Are you on your break? Me: no? I haven’t clocked in […]

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THIRTY-ONE DAYS OF JIEJIE(LY) — day fifteen with bonus didi !

Jul. 31st, 2025 06:01 am

What Alternate Dimension Did THIS Group Come From?!

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So, my parents are getting up in the years, and do not like going out in public. To that end, they send me out twice a week to run errands for them. Drop things off at charity, run bills to post office, and pick up food at the grocery store. Tasks I all enjoy doing […]

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Just out of college, I took an entry-level job at an office. It was a good place, and I was making friends, though I was a little shy in my first white-collar work setting. One day, I had some stuff to deliver to the manager’s office, and she was trying to joke around with me. […]

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